Here's the story of a British freak-wad
who's ugly, perverted and very lame.
he lives with his mother,
his blowup doll and his own shame.

Then one day this loser met this Lady
and she knew it was much more than a hunch
that this shit eating pissfaggot loser
would pay a bunch!

Paid the Bitch a Bunch
to eat his own shit for lunch
Princess Sierra charges Russel's visa card for a whole bunch.